Ray must be experienced. He's a trip - a trip and a half! He's a well-mannered British gentleman who lives like a sewer rat. He smokes Rays - you'd probably choke on a Ray. He's a grammarian who proofreads the dictionary with a magnifying glass rather than solving crossword puzzles. He barks in his sleep. And this is just the tip of the iceberg. Don't ask what he's doing with this Macintosh, because he's always looking for multiple copies of his lost files. And he tells war stories in plenty.

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