OFME (top secret report)

From: holderlin66
Date: Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:31 pm
Subject: OFME (top secret report)

Occultism is having a Recession. Now I don't want to dwell on how bad it is to speak or write about Mars and Buddha and have the competition constantly out bid you, but it is really bad. For Instance.


Dry Hole

A couple of posts back, I was speculating about the real motives behind the Bush administration's sudden interest in space exploration -- outer space, that is, as opposed to the vast and empty reaches of inner space inside our president's skull.

I said:

I suppose they're probably still trying to figure out how to cut Halliburton in on the action. You'd think $89 billion in Iraq would be a big enough pork barrel for anybody. But maybe Cheney's trying to engineer a stock split. Now this was supposed to be a joke -- not a very good joke, I know, but the best I could come up with at the time. When you're competing with the this administration, it's tough to get a laugh.

But -- and I probably should have seen this coming -- it turns out to be no joke at all. Or rather, the joke is on us simple-minded taxpayers. An alert reader passes along the following item from Petroleum News:

NASA Ames Center looks at problem of drilling on Mars

Dr. Geoffrey Briggs, director, Center for Mars Exploration at the NASA Ames Center, told "Meet Alaska" that NASA is looking at ways to drill on Mars to look for water — and the life it might contain. Briggs said NASA has been working with Halliburton, Shell, Baker-Hughes and the Los Alamos National Laboratory to identify drilling technologies that might work on Mars...

Halliburton and Baker-Hughes are working on some very advanced systems, Briggs said, some so advanced they aren't willing to talk much about them. He said the NASA Ames Center relies on working with people in the industry who "really understand the problems and make us face up to the realities …

One can already imagine the cost overruns required to handle those "realities." Imagine it: a drilling project on Mars -- roughly 300 million miles away from the Defense Contract Audit Agency. Using proprietary technology so secret the customer can't be told what it is or how it works. Under the harshest and most difficult conditions imaginable. And with a $1 trillion budget to hide it in.

I mean, Halliburton's current annual earnings probably wouldn't equal a rounding error in a budget like that.

For a government contractor, can it get any better than that?

Bradford moans on:

Halliburton, Halliburton, Halliburton. That is all I ever hear. NOw the first St. Francis of Assissi flight to Mars was a roaring success. Since that time, as Jo Ann can tell you, of "Stranger in a Strange land" we have been getting sub-psychic critical reports from the Red Planet. Orswon Welles picked up a sub-signal and broadcast in his "War of the Worlds"- and we even have had numerous first hand soul reports that were brought to us regarding the Regime Change on Mars. I wish to review them so that maybe you will understand my depression.

To refresh our collective memories - There were reports that Buddha took an ad-hoc assignment after playing Jesus, and went to dull the blunt edge of the WAr God Mars. The War God Mars was deeply impressed with old Buddha, for here was the True Odhin, a heck of a guy, a real warrior at heart who had just figured out that WMD or Weapons of Mass Destruction were against the new Christ regime policy. You see these reports have been flowing in and sitting on some Intelligence officers desk for some time now and it is very depressing. Next thing you know, due to underbudge and lack of staffing, the little desk, piled high with reports like these, will be cut out of the budget.

Halliburton gets all the contracts, even on bloody Mars! We have had a whole incoming stream of indviduals who have reported very clearly that Mars has undergone a regime change. You know, when the Philosophy of Freedom describes how everything we see is all part of an external matter body... our arms, legs, eyeballs, trees and planets, well. Then it stands to reason that Mars Rocks and drilling on Mars have llost their mystery and all of space is now an open corporate excuse for whoredom. Can we see how disheartening this is to the occultist trying to do his job? Disheartening for my fellow Occultists, now suffering a recession, a down turn, the bubble has burst.

This means that Schwartzenegger and his Mars Industrialization of space, from his film "Total Recall" is another stone dumped on the astral body of the Occultist. For Halliburton is certainly not going to find Buddha On Mars. You see Halliburton was having a field day when the Red Planet came the closest to Earth in 70,000 years and War! War! War! not only split the nation but gave me a splitting headache. The down side of Mars coming so close, it allowed an influx of terrorists from Mars to cross our borders.

I know I shouldn't take it personally, but I made every effort to track down Thoreau, Gandhi, Martin Luther King and show how they returned from Mars with an announced of regime Change. Ding Dong the Wicked Martian Menace was Dead... Ding Dong the wicked Martian Menace was Dead. You may even recall that C.S. Lewis tried to spin out a Mars idea and a planetary community out of his "Prelandra and "Out of the Silent Planet'. These were all sub-psychic transmissions, which when translated into the Intelligence community, meant, we were getting covert reports about this regime change and the ramifications for nations on Earth. But in our little office, behind the closet of Special Plans, who would listen to us? Oh, no. It was spin, spin, spin and WAR, War. War.

I mean this kind of thing goes right up to the top. To the top do you hear me? I am certainly not gonna take the fall for this leak. Kepler. Yep even Kepler and Tycho de Brahe and his pen name Herzeloyde. Now Herzeloyde was the mother of Parsifal, and I hope Ahriman is listening to this, returned to Earth with a message from Mars as Tycho De Brahe. Must I be condemned to right wild, insane fictional accounts of Reality for Fox News. We had agents in the field for gods sake.

So, as I said, the investment to be the first humans on Mars was already accomplished and the changes in the Red Planet have been going on steadily for centuries. We arrive there, with bankruptcy and fanfare and say, look Ma, we're on Mars. I hang my head. Should I just jump off a building? No, Halliburton will walk away with the credit for Iraq and sustaining the rule of the War God on Earth with Shock-Awe- and Awe shucks Oil Wells. Halliburton will get credit for getting the ball rolling and getting the U.S. drilling for popsicles on Mars. Is this fair?

Now, who is hiding Terrorists? I want us to look at who is harboring terrorists. There was a Regime Change on Mars. The U.S. had nothing to do with it. It's not hidden WMD shuttled over to Syria. But instead, we took the terrorist refugees from Mars, the disturbed, disgrunteled mad Martian terrorists and harbored them, hid them and fostered them here on Earth. I accuse the United States of Being a Terrorist State and harboring terrorists from Mars. The halls of the NSA, the Pentagon, the C.I.A. and FBI are full of them.. don't even think about that evil nest in Israel, jeesch!

Instead of listening and hearing what Robert Heinlien and "Stranger in a Strange Land" was saying in a sub-psychic radio transmission directly from Mars.. we have chosen to allow disgrunted Martians to enter the NSA, CIA and Pentagon and above all else, make Halliburton into a corporate god, that now has an entire terrorist martian army behind it. It is a terrorist Martian invasion. It is the "War of the Corporate Worlds" and all our planetary friends are in danger. Do I sound giddy? Do I sound Mad? That's just what they want you to think.. We are living under Martial Law. What do you think that means? It means Martian LAW.

Instead of the Assassin School of the Americas, the St. Francis and Buddha, human School of the transformation of Mars must face a hostile regime on Earth. Now who is the enemy? Now who is harboring the enemy? Now tell me who is the Axis of Evil? C.S. Lewis was dead on. The other planetary beings are looking at the Silent Planet, where, apparently the God of Love must fight insurgents who flee regime change and cross our border illegally. Oh yes, our borders are being crosssed, even as I write this. They ain't friendlies either. Concentration camps are being set up for real friendlies and Earth is be the stage or Theatre of War. A war on the claim of who first landed on Mars and why the Press ain't talkin. You see how depressing this is for an Occultist?

I need a hug damn-it

Office of First Martian Encounters


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